May 2012
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Naked man killed by Police near MacArthur Causeway... →
Dear Florida,  I was half joking before about you. See, I listen to this podcast, and they hate you on there. So, I learned to hate you, too. It was really funny. But look, I’m being totally serious now. YOU NEED TO STOP. You are actually, horrifyingly, the worst ever. The only thing I can think to compare you to is a hellmouth. Something is terribly, terribly wrong down there (wnky) and...
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“On March 4, 1953, Queen Elizabeth’s coronation pie was made by the Royal...”
– C’mon England, get it together!  P.S. She got ANOTHER one for her Golden Jubilee. Fucking gross. Pies are supposed to be delicious, not horrifying. (And a la mode? Forget it. Ugh.)
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Bradley Bates: WHAT IF MY KID IS AN ASSHOLE →
LOL bradleybates: One day, I’ll probably have kids. And that scares the crap out of me. Not because I think I’m too irresponsible, or that I wouldn’t be a good father. I’m not even that worried about the kid being born with some illness. At least kids like that really love you and are rich in character. No,…
May 26th
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Bradley Bates: SELF-TITLED? →
bradleybates: Some of the best albums of all time are self-titled. But that seems kind of lazy to me. I mean, you write all these great songs. You spend a lot of time in the studio. And you mix it until it fulfills your vision. Then what? You’re not even going to come up with a freaking name for it? How come…
May 26th
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THE THINGS YOU OVERHEAR AT MARDI GRAS
bradleybates: Like a brightly-colored wig fixed insecurely to one’s head, these are the bits of conversation lost to the wind over Mardi Gras. Enjoy. “You can’t sleep at the bar.” “Did we bring our son?” “It used to be a trash can.” “That dog is eating its own pants.” “Someone would have said something by now if we couldn’t sit here.” “That’s not the kind of cop who will help you.”
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“BE QUIET, TIFFANY, BE QUIET! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU? STOP IT! I HAVE NEVER IN MY...”
– Sylvia Plath (via incorrectsylviaplathquotes)
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